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Repaint -- and thin no more!

By Nancy Kennedy

I love bad jokes.
One of my favorites involves a house painter who used to cut corners by thinning his paint with turpentine.
As he was on a job, up on a scaffold, the skies opened up and a torrential downpour washed away all the thinned paint on the building he was painting. Next, a crash of thunder knocked him off the scaffold and into a puddle of thinned, worthless paint on the ground.
The painter, believing it to be a message from God, cried out, “God, forgive me! What should I do?”

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