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My husband hates two things: lying and cockroaches.
And if there’s such a thing as a lying cockroach, then that critter should especially sleep with one eye open.
The thing about cockroaches, or “palmetto bugs,” the more genteel name they’re called in the South, they prefer staying hidden in the dark.
So, your house could be crawling with them and you might never know since they hate the daylight. That means, once the sun goes down and you and your family are snug in your beds, these pests come out to feast and play.

CHURCH OF THE ADVENT
The Church of the Advent will hold a yard sale June 9 and 10 from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. at the old First Federal building on Ladish Road (between Speedway and the post office).
Proceeds to benefit the church.

UPWARD SOCCER REGISTRATION

When I was about 10, my family lived in southern Louisiana. Hot and humid were understatements for the climate during the summer. We lived in a mobile home, in an open field, and the only a/c was in my parent’s room.
Sleep was miserable, especially for a roly-poly who sweats sitting still. The infamous line in our home was, “Go to sleep and you won’t be hot.”  

BERRY BAPTIST
A revival will be held at Berry Baptist Church, 306 Main Street, Berry, Ky., May 26-28 featuring the Bluegrass Boys Quartet.
Friday, May 26 at 7 p.m., Saturday, May 27 at 7 p.m., and Sunday, May 28 at 10 and 11 a.m. Everyone is welcome.
For more information call Pastor Carl Morton at 859-356-2887 or the church at 859-234-0440.

OLD UNION CHRISTIAN