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What was God thinking when he created crazy moms?

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By Nancy Kennedy

My friend Cristy and I often ponder the deep mysteries of the universe.

For instance, “What was God thinking?” one of us will start, then say, “by putting trans fats and carbohydrates that turn into belly lard in foods that taste good?”

One of our favorite ponderings involves mothers. Like, what was God thinking when he created crazy, neurotic mothers?

She has one and I am one.


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