Boasting about skiing prowess leaves writer flailing

Every once in a while, I have the pleasure of writing a column that has small traces of comical relief.
Most of those columns steer clear of making me look anymore naïve or goofy than I already do. However, this is one tale that is simply too funny to keep among such a small group of people.
Two weekends ago, I had the pleasure of accompanying my best friends and their parents to their get-away home located near Lake Cumberland.
The week before we left confirms that I am still like a child the night before Christmas. The suspense was almost too much.

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